The Parent’s Survival Guide to Theme Parks
Photo by Paul Sapiano @ Flickr I had the super fun opportunity to go to some of the coolest theme parks in Orlando this past week. (We’ve got people watchin’ our stuff, robbers, so don’t think you can...
View ArticleHere, Let Me Help: Mascara Edition
If you’ve never noticed, the subtitle of my blog is, “A Guide to Life and Other Quandaries.” As you can tell from previous posts, I am full of all kinds of knowledge. And you should definitely listen...
View ArticleRe: Dear Jerrod (Or Horse Mouth Balls)
Remember yesterday when I put up that faux-post that was basically a letter to Jerrod? He and I had a little follow-up convo which produced these gems: Jerrod: Thinking about you friend. Every day is...
View ArticleI’m Putting Disgusting Oils in My Mouth
First it was “oil pulling.” For those not in the know, oil pulling is the process of swishing oil in your mouth for 20 minutes (yes, about the length of episode of Parks and Recreation and not nearly...
View ArticleHow to Remove Skunk Smell
We awoke to skunk smell. A smell that crept in the window like a green wisp of air like in the cartoons. And behind that wisp, another wisp. Behind that? More wisp. Lots, and lots of green wavy stink....
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